the most recent time i went to disneyland i cried cause i didn’t meet peter pan and every time i tell that story to someone they ask me how old i was and i wish i could be like yeah i was 5! but i was 15

don’t be friends with people who don’t like disneyland they r the evil queens of the world

all i can think about is disneyland


when i’m saying bye to my queer friend



android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween


sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget


U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

I have been constantly sad for like 4 days straight I feel like I haven’t smiled at all


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It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1



unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies


Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.


i told her i ate a prune


Um, actually Godzilla is the doctor, not the monster


I hope when Korra comes back she asks if Mako has seen anyone since she’s been gone and the krew says “yeah he’s dated a few but nothing ever happened” and Korra’s like “why?” and they’re like “isn’t obvious? they weren’t you” and now I’ve made myself sad